Fatman

Fatman

The Christmas ad features a red-cheeked, friendly Santa whose only interests are cookies and milk. This is NOT our Kris Kringle. For the past two hundred years, Chris and his wife, Ruth, have secluded themselves in the Alaskan forest, away from the media spotlight. Unfortunately, the increase in the number of unruly children led to a reduction in Santa's government subsidies, leaving him, his factory, and his employees in a financial crisis. He works sixteen-hour days, drives a beat-up 1978 Ford truck, and drinks bourbon straight from the bottle. Yes, he's technically a saint, but Kris Kringle is still human.